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trey parasuco = me?

here is a link to the most ridiculous, attention-starved blog post supposedly ‘exposing’ me!

i had received this email earlier today:
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Name*: Trey Parasuco
Email*: dparasuco@hotmail.com

Message*: Hey, I just wanted to give you a heads up and tell you that you’ve been getting some free publicity, but I’m not sure if it’s the type you want.

Apparently some guy in Brooklyn has targeted you because he’s mistaken you for someone else: (link to blog post)

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in summation, it basically says i’m some artsy-fartsy ‘homo’ with a pasty, emaciated gf who apparently pretends to be some white abercrombie & fitch ‘jock’ via some fake facebook/myspace profiles, all under the guise and purpose of advocating hipsterism! not joking. this is actually what i’m being accused of.

did we just regress back a decade? who cares to address anything even remotely having to do with hipsters anymore. sorry but i’m just a poor ole chinese boy, not some williamsburg revolutionary posting pro-hipster poetry or some shit all over craigslist. i’ve never even heard of this diehipster site until now, and yet apparently i’ve been on there ‘trolling for the past 4-5 years’. either way, since this is a personal attack upon myself, i figure i have a say in this.

firstly, i’m going to assume this email is from the actual blog poster in order to garner my reaction. regardless, thanks for bringing it to my attention.

apparently some people are going out of their way pretending to be me, evidenced in the comments section. NONE of those are by me. i wouldn’t be surprised if it’s actually the blog owner in order to rile up his/her audience. this is how sites like these thrive. they rely on the lowbrow internet crowd for traffic because the site in turn, gives them a false sense of superiority and self-worth. its a very sad, win-win situation for both parties.

i actually attempted to leave a comment on their blog debunking the whole ludicrous ordeal but not surprisingly, it was not moderator approved for display. and yet comments by the fake version of me are continuously approved. i wonder why that is? could it be that this blog needs all the hits it can get by cobbling together completely fabricated posts? I wonder who the real attention-starved internet junkie is now!

and do you know whats more hilarious than people pretending to be me? people online FIGHTING the person who’s pretending to be me. this beautious comment pretty much illustrates diehipsters main audience (he/she is responding to a post made by the fictitious version of me!):

ParkSlope=YuppieToilet
February 23, 2010 at 1:07 pm

…I have fucked and chucked girls that look just like your wife whose names I can’t even remember. Funny that you would try to come on here brag about her like she’s some sort of great catch. It just confirms to me what low standards you goofballs have in women.

Combine that with the fact that I am vastly better looking than you (by anyone’s standards), am in about 100x better physical shape than you, own property in NYC that makes your “condo” in Toronto look like a litter box, have a career that makes “freelance web design” sound like a Fisher Price toy, have (and have had) women who your scarecrow “wife” couldn’t stand next to, and, well, it looks like you’re pretty much out of your league here, Steve Lame. Now what were you saying about “jealousy” again?

It just confirms what I posted yesterday–you’re nothing but a passive-aggressive, omega-male worm, fantasizing out loud about how the losers of this world should be winning instead of the winners.

so. beyond. sad. basically your typical group of self-loathing tools who believe internet anonymity gives them a pair of mystical balls to play with. dear “ParkSlope=YuppieToilet”, in case you haven’t realized it by now, you are fighting with someone pretending to be me. i’m sure your hotter-than-mine gf and your co-workers at your amazing career job are so very proud of you! i’m kind of glad you have the internet to hide behind because i honestly wouldn’t wish your actual friends/family to know about what you do and say when you don’t have to worry about accountability.

secondly, i have absolutely no idea how i am connected to this ‘trey parasuco’ character nor does the blog post address any sort of connection between us AT ALL, and yet the moronic followers just eat it all up with no verification. the only ‘proof’ given is that apparently the fake version of me commenting has a Rogers Canadian IP address.

too bad a real stalker would know i’m actually on Acanac DSL (great first year promo prices by the way!). i could care less if people try to make fun of my clothes, but making random shit up to get hits on your blog = pathetic. and to the person who’s been posting under my name apparently for the past 4-5 years, all i can say is wow, i must have reaaaaaaally hurt you.

of course i’ve mentioned all of this in my comment which was never moderator approved. i also love the fact that some of the commenters claim to be my age, and yet follow a blog aimed at the same type of audience who read perezhilton.

pat yourselves on the back, folks! seriously can’t believe i have to actually address such a ridiculous debacle. at first i thought this kind of libel would affect me professionally, but it’s pretty clear no one important actually reads that site.

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